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mah Confucian bureaucracy: I shows u it

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ace_cub_reportr
May. 6th, 2009 08:13 pm (UTC)
Is this is where I remind you that modern forensic reconstructions support the single-gunman theory?
0metotchtli
May. 6th, 2009 08:13 pm (UTC)
A government stooge would say that.
ace_cub_reportr
May. 6th, 2009 08:24 pm (UTC)
Which reminds me, my rubber ducky needs a tuneup.
0metotchtli
May. 6th, 2009 08:25 pm (UTC)
You just leave your housekeys on my desk any time, you gorgeous hunk of geriatric hotness.
ace_cub_reportr
May. 6th, 2009 08:26 pm (UTC)
Senior discount, here I come.
standuponit
May. 6th, 2009 08:31 pm (UTC)
I am so happy I have no idea wtf you're talking about.
trollcatz
May. 6th, 2009 08:45 pm (UTC)
Thank gawd it's not just me.
trollcatz
May. 6th, 2009 08:15 pm (UTC)
That rocking sensation was my worldview shifting. Seriously? You're not all Lone Gunmen about the Lone Gunman?
ace_cub_reportr
May. 6th, 2009 08:23 pm (UTC)
Hello? I wrote an article series on it. I can show you my interview files.

Seriously. That particular conspiracy theory is the result of baselines trying to get all Chazzian with the pattern-matching, and finding the patterns that only seem to exist. (Was that suitably cryptic? I think that was suitably cryptic. And if not, maybe it'll feed the beast.)

People brains *like* conspiracies. They're sexy. If there's anything I learned as the best little freckle-faced boy hostage on the block, it's that there's a fine line between that word we don't believe in and enemy action.

Conspiracies are fun. Be ever suspicious of the explanation that is fun.
standuponit
May. 6th, 2009 08:23 pm (UTC)
Woot! I'm an adjective!
trollcatz
May. 6th, 2009 08:27 pm (UTC)
Awww. You rob my existence of fun.
ace_cub_reportr
May. 6th, 2009 08:29 pm (UTC)
Not at all. I just bring you the joy of suspicion.
trollcatz
May. 6th, 2009 09:02 pm (UTC)
But what if part of the conspiracy is to allow certain individuals into the country under cover of a big mess of government sloppiness?

(Just call me Frohike. *g*)
0metotchtli
May. 6th, 2009 09:15 pm (UTC)
Except for the part where we keep getting caught...
trollcatz
May. 6th, 2009 09:43 pm (UTC)
There is that.
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