From the massive, finely-engineered conspiracy that hushed up the Kennedy assassinations, to this. 

We must be out of practice.

Think fast.

Hurm. Hurmity hurm. HURM.

...now I have a head full of questions about neuroplasticity and flatlines and jammers and the Bug.

I know we have Dr. Frost and Dr. Baylor and Dr. Reyes and Dr. Ramachandran. But we need a damned neurologist. Of oourse, then she'd just want to poke me in the brains. Maybe nevermind.

Harpy, we're sending you back to school. Don't worry: El Jefe and I will make sure the government pays.

So it's nice to know they have a job to do on this earth in spite of it.

(Special props to #7. Please note toupee.)


(Thanks to gerisullivan, even tho the WaPo is my local rag.)

If I were in a different unit, I could be fighting pirates.

Also, there is stupid, and there is OMFG DID YOU LEAVE YOUR HEAD ON THE PILLOW WHEN YOU GOT OUT OF BED THIS MORNING?

A welcome distraction from the unpleasantness of the day:

New Kristin Hersh on the internets, donation model.

Don't say I never brought you anything!

Also, these doughnuts are lonely without you. So lonely. Guess I'll have to put them out of their misery now....

This is what you're getting for Easter. 

(Not that I celebrate Easter. But it's an excuse.)

The spirochete is particularly adorable.

Skip to 1:30

Otherwise, under the circumstances, I'd recommend we all get togged up and go to the Equality Ball on Inauguration night.

So what shall we do on the 20th? Anything to keep us out of the limo traffic around the Hill...

What I'm wearing under my pinstripes today.

(thank you, batwrangler, for Santa Dead Bugs!)

This morning's top headline: "Frogspawn learn the smell of death."

Ribbit.

You need me?

'Cause I was thinking of going home for the week.

Mom and Dad home, I mean. This weather is killing me.

After work, let's all go to a club that's just like work!*


*Except that you have to pay a $750 minimum. Even my job doesn't have, er, incentives like that.

Yeah. I was wrong.

She's awesome, and my molecules will never be the same.

Hey, kids, I gots two tickets to Amanda Palmer here. Any dibs?

Guys, I have to go to the hospital now.

Tell Mom I'm sorry.

I'll call with details when I have some.

I wouldn't dig a hole for Windows even to bury it.

(Yeah, I love this. But you knew I would.)

Just a link aggregator for the Halloween video meme.

inaurolillium : Thriller lipsync in a really long tracking shot.

txanne : Gory Swedish folk song featuring ??electric fiddle??

ETA: link fixed. yeah, not my finest morning.

Just post them in comments, I guess. Screening is disabled. Tag is to edschweppe: